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Я пробивал эту статью пол года :))

http://www.tabletmag.com/life-and-religion/modest-sums/

Жиголо-метр. Сколько вы стоите в постели? (Триникси)

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ВЫВОДЫ:


1) Час в постели со мной обойдется на 186% дороже среднего показателя по рынку.

2) Если бы у меня была такая зарплата на работе, то проработав всего 8.39 часов, я бы мог потом целый месяц отдыхать.

Пройти тест!

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I'm a little confused. Let me see if I have this straight.....

* If you grow up in Hawaii, raised by your grandparents, you're "exotic,
different."

* Grow up in Alaska eating mooseburgers, a quintessential American story.

* If your name is Barack you're a radical, unpatriotic Muslim.

* Name your kids Willow, Trig and Track, you're a maverick.

** *Graduate from Harvard law School and you are unstable.

* Attend 5 different small colleges before graduating, you're well grounded.

* If you spend 3 years as a brilliant community organizer, become the first
black President of the Harvard Law Review, create a voter registration drive
that registers 150,000 new voters, spend 12 years as a Constitutional Law
professor, spend 8 years as a State Senator representing a district with
over 750,000 people, become chairman of the state Senate's Health and Human
Services committee, spend 4 years in the United States Senate representing a
state of 13 million people while sponsoring 131 bills and serving on the
Foreign Affairs, Environment and Public Works and Veteran's Affairs
committees, you don't have any real leadership experience.

* If your total resume is: local weather girl, 4 years on the city council
and 6 years as the mayor of a town with less than 7,000 people, 20 months as
the governor of a state with only 650,000 people, then you're qualified to
become the country's second highest ranking executive.

* If you have been married to the same woman for 19 years while raising 2
beautiful daughters, all within Protestant churches, you're not a real
Christian.

* If you cheated on your first wife with a rich heiress, and left your
disfigured wife and married the heiress the next month, you're a Christian.

* If you teach responsible, age appropriate sex education, including the
proper use of birth control, you are eroding the fiber of society.

* If , while governor, you staunchly advocate abstinence only, with no other
option in sex education in your state's school system while your unwed teen
daughter ends up pregnant , you're very responsible.

* If your wife is a Harvard graduate laywer who gave up a position in a
prestigious law firm to work for the betterment of her inner city community,
then gave that up to raise a family, your family's values don't represent
America's.

* If you're husband is nicknamed "First Dude", with at least one DWI
conviction and no college education, who didn't register to vote until age
25 and once was a member of a group that advocated the secession of Alaska
from the USA, your family is extremely admirable.

OK, much clearer now.

То вот вам еще. Радуйтесь. Медведъ Воскреси, бля.

http://sashanep.livejournal.com/491682.html



Заранее спасибо всем, кто сможет присоеденится. Я доверяю Саше.

Я не понимаю сколько еще евреи будут давать работу своим убийцам.

Наконец появился новый источник вдохновения: Sixx:A.M. Группа создана басистом Motley Crue Nikky Sixx и DJ Ashba, записала soundtrack к книге Никки о его борьбой с героином. Помимо действительно очень красивой музыки этот soundtrack разбивает мозги и сердце возможностью побыть в голове у наркомана в самые темные моменты жизни. Возбуждает темное во мне, но в конце концов вдохновляет.
Вот пара песен с альбома:

Получил мыло от многоуважаемой Барб. Она пошла пообедать в какой то индийский ресторан, сидела, никому не мешала, как вдруг услышала, что за соседним столом обсуждают.... МЕНЯ!!! Уже, бля, второй раз (до этого, звонил мой адвокат). СУКИ!!! Неоком больше говорить! Найду - выебу во все дырки, потом пусть говорят.

есть билеты на 8 Июля :)